It Pays To Be Ignorant
It Pays to Be Ignorant was a 1942 - 1951 radio comedy show which maintained its popularity during a nine-year run on three networks for such sponsors as Philip Morris, Chrysler, and DeSoto. The series was a spoof on the academic discourse on such authoritative panel series as Quiz Kids and Information Please, while the beginning of the program parodied the popular quiz show Doctor I.Q.
Why Is a Watchdog Smaller In The Daytime 02/07/1944
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How Do You Keep Milk From Souring 07/14/1944<
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What is an Optimist 08/18/1944
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What Did the Dog Say When He Sat on
the Sandpaper 09/01/1944
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How Can You Tell A Jersey Cow 09/08/1944
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What is the Best Way to Keep Bills Down 09/15/1944
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Why is Marriage Like Taking A Bath 09/22/1944
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Why Do Some People Eat With Their Knives 09/29/1944
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Why Do People Eat Garlic 10/06/1944
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Do Married Men Live Longer Then Single Men 10/13/44
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Why Does A Chicken Cross The Street 10/20/1944
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Can A Letter Box 10/27/1944
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What Kind of a Person Lives The Longest 12/08/1944
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What is a Duck 12/15/1944
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What is a New Years Resolution 12/29/1944
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Who Was Rip Van Winkle 07/20/1945
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That Is A Window 10/05/1945
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When is a Watermelon a Vegetable 10/21/1945
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What Is a Windowscreen 11/23/1945
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What is A Mother in Law 12/07/1945
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Where Do Bugs Go In The Winter 06/28/1946
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Why Do Wedding Bells Ring 02/05/1948
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How Can You Make a Woman Keep Her Mouth
Shut 01/23/1949
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What Happens When a Race Track Gets Flooded 01/13/1952
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What is a Mother-In-Law Sandwich 11/06/52
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What is a Revolver
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